On the 7 line, Queens.

(2:57 PM): Did I ever tell you about the faded sign on the side of a building on court street that says:
Eat Healthy
Dial Hot-Bird
(3:03 PM): i’ve seen one of those in park slope!
(3:03 PM): HOT-BIRD
(3:08 PM): Have you ever dialed it?
(3:08 PM): no. why don’t you try it
(3:09 PM): Dialing now…
(3:10 PM): I dialed 718-hot-bird and got an answering machine with a lady with an indian accent saying she was not home.
(3:10 PM): Do you think she is the hot bird?