Hampstead, North Carolina.
Sometimes it's good to think about different kinds of problems...

...like how to catch blue crabs with some fish heads on a string.

It actually works. The crabs usually refuse to let go of their meal until you net them.

Crabs are dumb.

A look at how "a little advertising grease can generally loosen editorial favoritism," from a 1998 book on Web marketing. How much more of this happens now? Found somewhere in Google.