Upper West Side.Trash tornado.Arbitrary fireworks."Hello,

Upper West Side.

Trash tornado.

Arbitrary fireworks.

"Hello, yes, I'd like the Little Brother Combo, please. No, hold the grandmother. How long will that take?"

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The Coca-Cola Co. wants to eliminate tap water consumption. "Just Say No to H2O." Found at Cockeyed. [Update: This entire site has been pulled down. Google archive: 1, 2.]